Malapropisms From the Younger Generation

[Alsatian]

A total is when you add up all the numbers and a remainder is an animal that pulls Santa on his sleigh.
 
I would like to be an accountant but you have to know a lot about moths.
 
If it is less than 90 degrees then it is a cute angel,
 
In war time children who lived in big cities had to be evaporated because it was safer in the country.
 
Sometimes in the war they take prisners and keep them as ostridges until the war is over.  Some prisners end up in consterpation camps.
 
Then Joan of Ark met her end.  She was burned as a steak.
 
Sir Walter Raleigh circumcised the world with a big clipper.
 
Crabs and creatures like them all belong to a family of crushed Asians.