Have you got sex insurance?

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HAVE YOU GOT SEX INSURANCE .

You can now get sex insurance in the UK so make sure you get correct insurance for the sex you are having . Please find below, a list of companies catering for most tastes:

Sex with your wife - Legal and General.

Sex on the telephone - Direct Line.

Sex with your partner - Standard Life .

Sex with someone different - Go Compare.

Sex with a lady of generous proportions - More Than.

Sex on the back seat of a car - Sheila's Wheels.

Sex with a prostitute - Commercial Union .

Sex with your maid - Employers Liability.

Sex with an oap - Saga .

Sex resulting in pregnancy - General Accident.

Sex with animals - National Farmers Union.

Sex with a monk - Abbey Life

Sex with Navy Officers - Admiral Group.
AND FINALLY
Sex with a transvestite - Confused.Com

Now you know which category you fall into - make sure you are adequately covered