Me later still I'm afraid, but Happy New Year anyway.
We are overrun with "rescue" mince pies - rescued, that is, from the endemic ignorance of the difference between "best before" and "use by". As soon as they are past "best before", the supermarket gives them to a charity which then tries to throw them out unless my wife rescues them and brings them home. As if that were not enough, we have been given some mince-pie-flavoured fudge!