AN elderly couple are walking through a spanish fishing village and come across a harbour with a man sanding down the hull of a boat, do you like my boat he says, i manuel build this boat with my own hands but am i known as manuel the builder NO, he then points to a villa overlooking the harbour he says you see that villa i manuel build that villa with my own hands and am i known as manuel the builder for the villa NO, he then draws their attention to the stone harbour he says you see the pretty harbour i manuel i build this harbour and still am i known as manuel the builder NO, But i f**k ONE pig!.
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