Subject: Nun's at the traffic lights

[Old Cruser]

A car full of Irish Nuns are sitting at traffic lights, When a bunch of rowdy drunks pulls up alongside of them.
"Hey, show us your t--s , yer bloody penguins!" shouts one of the drunks.
 Quite shocked, Mother Superior turns to Sister Immaculata,
"I don't think they know who we are, show them your cross."
Sister Immaculata rolls down her window and shouts,
"P--s  off yer fookin ' little w-----s
before I come over there and rip yer balls off!"
Sister Immaculata looks back at Mother Superior, quite innocently, and asks,
"Was that cross enough for you?"
 
 
 
 

[Pete]