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Old People Have Problems
« on: August 03, 2014, 07:49:09 PM »

 

OLD people have problems that you haven't even considered yet! 
 
 
An 80-year-old man was requested by his Doctor for a sperm count as  part of his physical exam.

The doctor gave the man a jar and said,
'Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow.' 

The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar,
which was as  clean and empty as on the previous day.   

The doctor asked what happened and the man explained, 'Well, doc, it's  like this -- first I tried
with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. 

'Then I asked my wife for help. She  tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. 
She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still  nothing.   

'We even called up Arleen, the lady next  door and she tried too, first with  both hands, then an
armpit, and she even tried squeezin' it between her  knees, but still  nothing..'

The  doctor was shocked! 
 
'You asked your neighbour?'   
 
The old  man replied, 'Yep, none of us could get the jar open.'
 
 
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Re: Old People Have Problems
« Reply #1 on: August 03, 2014, 07:51:46 PM »
OMG !!
He aged 5 years in a day  8)
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Re: Old People Have Problems
« Reply #2 on: August 03, 2014, 08:44:56 PM »
OMG !!
He aged 5 years in a day  8)

That would be the stress of trying to open the jar
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« Reply #3 on: August 03, 2014, 08:53:49 PM »
Just hope the old guy wasn't stood with a sti

Second thought's, forget it  ;D
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« Reply #4 on: August 03, 2014, 08:57:01 PM »
Just hope the old guy wasn't stood with a sti

Second thought's, forget it  ;D

No, please Fly, do go on and enlighten us
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« Reply #5 on: August 03, 2014, 09:08:07 PM »
Best left to the imagination  ;)
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« Reply #6 on: August 04, 2014, 09:42:28 AM »
Best left to the imagination  ;)

Coward  :))
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