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Re: Come on chaps - spill the beans
« Reply #45 on: June 30, 2013, 09:41:59 PM »
Quote from: Old Cruser on June 30, 2013, 05:48:02 PM
Emmz - nothing worse to see than a man with 'an itch'  :-[  :))
LOL, and some aren't particular where they are when they scratch it too  >:
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Re: Come on chaps - spill the beans
« Reply #46 on: July 01, 2013, 11:00:29 AM »
No that's true Gerty - just like sat waiting at the traffic Lights with their fingers up their noses  ;D
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Re: Come on chaps - spill the beans
« Reply #47 on: July 01, 2013, 05:05:44 PM »
All your "bits" are internal ladies, us lads "bits" are external,.....its complicated down there sometimes :))
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Re: Come on chaps - spill the beans
« Reply #48 on: July 01, 2013, 06:21:20 PM »
 :-X  :-X  :-X nooooo Pete will tell me off if i say that  :-X  :))
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Re: Come on chaps - spill the beans
« Reply #49 on: July 01, 2013, 08:11:01 PM »
Quote from: Scimitar on July 01, 2013, 05:05:44 PM
All your "bits" are internal ladies, us lads "bits" are external,.....its complicated down there sometimes :))

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Re: Come on chaps - spill the beans
« Reply #50 on: July 01, 2013, 08:31:46 PM »
Come on, you can't leave it alone for good.  ::)
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Re: Come on chaps - spill the beans
« Reply #51 on: July 02, 2013, 11:00:59 AM »
Quote from: Fly on July 01, 2013, 08:31:46 PM
Come on, you can't leave it alone for good.  ::)

Tart  :))
So ok
Scimitar I'm not sure 'what' you mean by complicated?
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Re: Come on chaps - spill the beans
« Reply #52 on: July 02, 2013, 02:02:34 PM »
Quote from: Old Cruser on July 01, 2013, 11:00:29 AM
No that's true Gerty - just like sat waiting at the traffic Lights with their fingers up their noses  ;D

Singing 'bring out the Branston'!!!  >;
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Re: Come on chaps - spill the beans
« Reply #53 on: July 02, 2013, 04:39:19 PM »
Will carry a jar in the car alsatian as I have seen you once or twice with finger up nose at traffic lights  ;)
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Re: Come on chaps - spill the beans
« Reply #54 on: July 02, 2013, 04:45:30 PM »
Wonder if the men use Imac  hair remover which used to be sold years back or something similar - or is it a razor.
have a giggly recolection from years ago about Imac  ;)
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Re: Come on chaps - spill the beans
« Reply #55 on: July 02, 2013, 07:41:20 PM »
Quote from: Old Cruser on July 02, 2013, 11:00:59 AM
Tart  :))
So ok
Scimitar I'm not sure 'what' you mean by complicated?
HELP  :!Pervy Pam wants to know why gentlemens trouser department can get "complicated"
I suggest 3 items that can be out of position - i.e. uncomfortable, and need to be repositioned.
Sitting down on a testicle is not recommended - ouch!
Mens "Willies" have their own brain, and will for no apparent reason...spring into arousal - so what does a man do, or think about to put it to sleep?
As I said, its complicated "down there" for a bloke, unlike you beautiful ladies who can look so wonderful at all times of the day without having the need to rearrange your undercarriage.
Maybe the odd Tena lady or two, in privacy, but thats it.
You wonderful, beautiful ladies do not know how difficult it is living with our manly bits. :D









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Re: Come on chaps - spill the beans
« Reply #56 on: July 02, 2013, 07:50:44 PM »
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spring into arousal

Happens all the time in the taxi. Cough, NOT !!  8)
Just for the record, male trimming done  ;)
Not saying what  ;D
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Re: Come on chaps - spill the beans
« Reply #57 on: July 02, 2013, 08:09:49 PM »
Awww I feel sorry for you chaps Scimitar - try having a baby eh ladies - tucking things in I must admit sounds uncomfortable but aren't you chaps supposed to wear loose clothing as the group  Madness sing -  'Baggy Trousers'?? isn't it a health risk for you not too?
We ladies are used to averting our eyes anyway  O:-)
As for the ladies tenna's wouldn't know about those - not old enough - yet  ;)
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Re: Come on chaps - spill the beans
« Reply #58 on: July 03, 2013, 08:49:44 AM »
Should we move north to the sweat pits chaps. (Pete sighs with relief)

Years ago men washed with carbolic, put Brill Cream on their hair and Old Spice round their chops.

Do you shave under arms these days.

I have seen mens under arms which look as if they have been plugged into an electric socket  :-? With thick hair jutting out.
As most men use deoderants ( I think) these days I would think it a bit difficult if there is a thick clump under the arms?

Answers on a post card please
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Re: Come on chaps - spill the beans
« Reply #59 on: July 04, 2013, 07:21:21 AM »
Well I for one don't shave my arm pits.  However Im allergic to anti perspirant so I've got to use body spray

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