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« on: February 19, 2013, 05:50:43 PM »
I remember my first time with a condom. I was 14. I went in to buy packet of condoms at. A pharmacy. In those days it took a lot of guts to go in a shop and ask for that kind of stuff.

It was a girl working as an assistant behind the counter, and she could see that I was really embarrassed by the whole procedure. She handed me the package and asked if I knew how to wear one.

I honestly answered, 'No, not really.'So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped it over her thumb. She warned me to make sure it was on tight and secure

I apparently still looked confused. So, she looked all around the store to see if it were empty. It was. 'Just a minute,' she said, and walked me into the back room, unbuttoned her blouse and removed it. She unhooked her bra and laid it aside. 'Do these excite you?' She asked.

Well, I was so dumb-struck that all I could do was stand there with my mouth open and nod my head. She then said it was time to slip the condom on. As I was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt, removed her panties and lay down on a desk. 'Well, come on', she said, 'We don't have much time.'So I climbed on her. It was so wonderful that, unfortunately, I could no longer hold back and KAPOW, I was done within a few moments.

She looked at me with a bit of a frown. 'Did you put that condom on?' she asked. I said, 'sure did,' and held up my thumb to show her.

Then she beat the shit out of me....Women have always been hard for me to figure out.

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Re: Condom
« Reply #1 on: February 19, 2013, 06:05:53 PM »
True story Andy?
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Re: Condom
« Reply #2 on: February 19, 2013, 06:07:53 PM »
(y)  :))
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Re: Condom
« Reply #3 on: February 19, 2013, 08:17:40 PM »
Better tell all the chaps which shop you went into now Slacker -- bet it gets busy  :))
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Re: Condom
« Reply #4 on: February 19, 2013, 09:11:52 PM »
True story Andy?

'fraid not, far too innocent at that age  O:-)

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« Reply #5 on: February 19, 2013, 09:15:06 PM »
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fraid not, far too innocent at that age

Is it true they were reusable when you were 14 ?
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« Reply #6 on: February 20, 2013, 04:17:54 PM »
Is it true they were reusable when you were 14 ?

Yes, and they were called inner tubes!
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Re: Condom
« Reply #7 on: February 20, 2013, 05:46:54 PM »
  :-?  :))  :))  :))
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