Ancient Greeks & Romans

[Alsatian]

A Greek and Italian are sitting in a Starbuck's one day discussing who has the superior culture. Over triple lattes the Greek says, "We have the Parthenon."
 
Arching his eyebrows, the Italian replies, "We have the Coliseum."
 
The Greek retorts, "We Greeks gave birth to advanced mathematics."
 
The Italian, nodding agreement, says, "But we built the Roman Empire".
 
And so on, until the Greek comes up with the argument he thinks will end the discussion. With a flourish he says, "We invented sex!"
 
The Italian thinks for a couple of seconds and replies quietly, "That is true, but we introduced it to women!"