After landing my new job as a B & Q greeter - a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day ......
About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into
the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
As I had been instructed, I said, pleasantly, "Good morning and welcome to B & Q." I then
said, "Nice children you have there. Are they twins?"
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "Don't be effing stupid of course they
aren't twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're
twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?"
I replied, "I'm neither blind nor stupid, Madam. I just couldn't believe someone shagged you
twice.... Have a good day and thank you for shopping at B & Q."
My supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work.
Topic: My one day as a B&Q meeter and greeter (Read 2429 times)