A bloke took his mate to the footy match, it was the mates first time at a live game and they stood on the tiered terrace enjoying the game.
Suddenly his mate turns and starts to walk away "Where are you going?" the bloke asks, his mate said he's going to the toilet for a wee,
The bloke says "Don't go you'll miss the game" and pointing to a man on the tier below him says "Look just p*ss in his pocket" his mate said "Won't he notice"? and the bloke replied WELL YOU DIDN'T!!!!