Britains got talent

[Sorastro]

This show should be sued under the trade descriptions act.

I do not watch this drivel as a rule but I usually catch glimpses of it whilst changing channels and something may just catch my eye.
 Why is it referred to as "Britain's" got talent when there are many "acts" from Japan, Taiwan and all points West.

I actually watched one act the other day just to see what he was going to do he was from Japan, puerile is the only word I can use to describe his act and the crowd loved him, he even got that stupid golden buzzer.
If you want something to do rather than watch that programme, paint a wall and sit and watch it dry. 

[Old Cruser]

I record and we fast forward the crap.
There was someone on there this week and we had no idea what he was singing- it was just a noise