A friend of mine was scalded when the handle broke off his kettle.
Visiting him a few days later in hospital, i asked him how he was doing.
"I feel fine - my arm is healing well and the staff are very attentive. The only thing is, the food is terrible here - I can't eat it and it's the same thing all the time.
Haggis for breakfast, lunch AND dinner. What's that about?"
So I reminded him he was in the Burns Unit.