A man and a woman were having a quiet, romantic
dinner in a fine restaurant. They were gazing
lovingly at each other and were holding hands.
The waitress, taking another order at a table a few
steps away, suddenly noticed the woman slowly
sliding down her chair and under the table - but the
man stared straight ahead. The waitress watched
as the woman slid all the way down her chair and
out of sight under the table.
Still, the man stared straight ahead.
The waitress, thinking this b_ehaviour a bit risqué
and worried that it might offend other diners, went
over to the table and, tactfully, began
by saying to the man "Pardon me, sir, but I think your
wife just slid under the table.
"The man calmly looked up at her and said, "No,
she didn't. She just walked in."
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