Men!!

[Old Cruser]

I was a very happy man.
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year.
So we decided to get married.
 
There was only one little thing bothering me.
 
It was her beautiful younger sister, Sofia.
 
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight mini skirts, and generally was Bra-less.
 
She would regularly bend down when she was near me.
I always got more than a nice view.
 
 
It had to be deliberate.she never did it around anyone else.
 
One day she called me and asked me to come over.
'To check my Sister's wedding- invitations' she said.
 
She was alone when I arrived.
She whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me.
She couldn't overcome them anymore.
 
She told  me that she wanted me just once before I got married.
 
She said "Before you commit your life to my sister".
Well, I was in total shock, and I couldn't say a word
She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom" she said.
"if you want one last wild fling, just come up and have me".
 
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
 
I stood there for a moment.
Then turned and made a bee-line straight to the front door.
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
 
 
Lord And behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
 
With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me.
He said, my son we are very happy that you have passed our little test.
 
We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter.
Welcome to the family my son..'
 
And the moral of this story is:
 
Always keep your condoms in your car.