Truth

[Slacker]

A young girl walks into a supermarket and on her way round she saw the bloke who had his wicked way with her the previous evening after they had met in a pub. He was stacking washing powder boxes on the shelves.
"You lying toad" she yelled. "Last night you told me you were a stunt pilot."
No" he said. " I told you I was a member of the Ariel display team."

[Old Cruser]

  - that's called being 'economical with the truth