>> THE ITALIAN WEDDING TEST...

[Old Cruser]

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>> I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
>> My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
>> tight mini skirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near
>> me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
>> One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
>> She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
>> Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
>> She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
>> I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
>> Lord... And behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
>> With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.'
>> And the moral of this story is:
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>> Always keep your condoms in your car.
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