Ever wondered what the difference between Grannies and Grandads is?
A 5 year old granddaughter is usually taken to school, daily, by her grandfather.
When he had a bad cold his wife took the grandchild.
That night she told her parents that the ride to school with granny was very different!!
"What made it different?" asked her parents:
"Grandma and I didn't see a single tosser, blind bastard, dickhead, or wanker anywhere on the way to school today!'