I've just installed strobe lights in the bedroom. It makes the wife look like she's moving during sex
My missus packed my bags, and as I walked out the front door, she screamed, "I wish you a slow and painful death, you b@@@@@!" "Oh," I replied, "so now you want me to stay!"
I woke up this morning at 8, and could smell something was wrong. I got downstairs and found the wife face down on the kitchen floor, not breathing! I panicked. I didn’t know what to do. Then I remembered McDonald’s serves breakfast until 11:30.
The other night, my wife asked me how many women I'd slept with. I told her, "Only you. All the others kept me awake all night!"
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