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Letter to Mr Cameron
« on: February 07, 2013, 07:42:53 PM »
This is going around Facebook at the moment so those who havent seen it...  Some valid and true points in here.


Letter to Mr. Cameron - Genius!!

Dear Mr. Cameron,

Please find below our suggestion for fixing the UK 's economy.

Instead of giving billions of pounds to banks that will squander the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following plan.
You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:
There are about 10 million people over 50 in the work force.
Pay them £1 million each severance for early retirement with the following stipulations:

1) They MUST retire.
Ten million job openings - unemployment fixed

2) They MUST buy a new British car.
Ten million cars ordered - Car Industry fixed

3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage -
Housing Crisis fixed

4) They MUST send their kids to school/college/university -
Crime rate fixed

5) They MUST buy £100 WORTH of alcohol/tobacco a week .....
And there's your money back in duty/tax etc

It can't get any easier than that!

P.S. If more money is needed, have all members of parliament pay back their falsely claimed expenses and second home allowances

If you think this would work, please forward to everyone you know.
Also.....

Let's put the pensioners in jail and the criminals in a nursing home.

This way the pensioners would have access to showers, hobbies and walks.

They'd receive unlimited free prescriptions, dental and medical treatment, wheel chairs etc and they'd receive money instead of paying it out.

They would have constant video monitoring, so they could be helped instantly, if they fell, or needed assistance.

Bedding would be washed twice a week, and all clothing would be ironed and returned to them.

A guard would check on them every 20 minutes and bring their meals and snacks to their cell.

They would have family visits in a suite built for that purpose.

They would have access to a library, weight room, spiritual counselling, pool and education.

Simple clothing, shoes, slippers, PJ's and legal aid would be free, on request.

Private, secure rooms for all, with an exercise outdoor yard, with gardens.

Each senior could have a PC a TV radio and daily phone calls.

There would be a board of directors to hear complaints, and the guards would have a code of conduct that would be strictly adhered to.

The criminals would get cold food, be left all alone and unsupervised. Lights off at 8pm, and showers once a week. Live in a tiny room and pay £600.00 per week and have no hope of ever getting out.

Think about this (more points of contention):

COWS
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Appleby almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the county of Cumbria?

And, they even tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 125,000 illegal immigrants wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow.
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Re: Letter to Mr Cameron
« Reply #1 on: February 07, 2013, 07:45:34 PM »
Like  :)
Not sure it's that simple though   :(
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Re: Letter to Mr Cameron
« Reply #2 on: February 07, 2013, 08:25:51 PM »
My version

DEAR MR CAMERON

STOP PRATTING AROUND HARASSING THE POOR AND INVALID AND SPEND A FEW MILL ON CLOSING THE LOOP HOLES USED BY TAX EVADERS - THAT WOULD SOLVE THE PROBLEM.

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PETE

PS DO IT SOON BEFORE OSBORNE BUGGERS IT ALL UP COMPLETELY.
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Re: Letter to Mr Cameron
« Reply #3 on: February 07, 2013, 08:39:48 PM »
PPS MR CAMERON

WANT TO MEET UP IN STARBUCKS FOR COFFEE IN THE MORNING.
WE CAN TALK THIS OVER ?
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Re: Letter to Mr Cameron
« Reply #4 on: February 08, 2013, 10:16:13 AM »
PPS Mr Cameron - I saw your red face in parliament  on the 6th Feb 2013 just wondered if it's because you were being questioned about the bedroom tax - or was the central heating turned up  :-[  - which is more than some people can do if the latter was the case!

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Re: Letter to Mr Cameron
« Reply #5 on: February 08, 2013, 10:48:16 AM »
The reason why you can't close the loopholes in the tax laws (or indeed in other laws like those where people get off with motoring offences) is quite simple one of economics.
The people writing the laws ie the Government Lawyers and accountants probably earn around £150-200k a year.
The guys getting people out of paying tax and keeping people their driving licences are making millions.
So where are the guys with the best brains going to go?
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« Reply #7 on: February 08, 2013, 11:51:34 PM »
Im surprised we haven't seen a massive upsurge in promotion for buying british meat given the scandal surrounding imported meat and its horse content. 

Those of us who work on the meat counter at Sainsburys where we only sell British (or more accurately Scottish) Beef, HAVE!!!!!
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« Reply #9 on: February 09, 2013, 10:37:28 AM »
Yummy Aberdeen Angus roasts mmmmmmm
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Re: Letter to Mr Cameron
« Reply #10 on: February 09, 2013, 12:59:38 PM »
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Re: Letter to Mr Cameron
« Reply #11 on: February 09, 2013, 01:44:57 PM »
 :)) I have that one and another posted on my facebook - but the swearings a bit much so don't like to share it  ;D Made me laugh though. I did share it on my bro's though  :-[
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