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THINGS YOU CAN ONLY SAY AT CHRISTMAS
« on: December 23, 2012, 07:05:30 PM »
(An old one re-cycled for the season)

1: I prefer breasts to legs.

2: Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.

3: Smother the butter all over the breasts.

4: If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst!

5: I've never seen a better spread!

6: I fancy a little dark meat for a change.

7: Are you ready for seconds yet?

8: It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?

9: Just wait your turn, you'll get some!

10: Don't play with your meat!

11: Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.

12: Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?

13: I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time!

14: You still have a little bit on your chin.

15: How long will it take after you put it in?

16: You'll know it's ready when it pops up.

17: Just pull the end and wait for the bang.

18: That's the biggest bird I've ever had!

19: I'm so full, I've been gobbling nuts all morning.

20: Wow, I didn't think I could handle all that and still want more

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Re: THINGS YOU CAN ONLY SAY AT CHRISTMAS
« Reply #1 on: December 23, 2012, 07:16:11 PM »
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Re: THINGS YOU CAN ONLY SAY AT CHRISTMAS
« Reply #2 on: December 23, 2012, 07:38:45 PM »
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Re: THINGS YOU CAN ONLY SAY AT CHRISTMAS
« Reply #3 on: December 23, 2012, 08:10:59 PM »
love it
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Re: THINGS YOU CAN ONLY SAY AT CHRISTMAS
« Reply #4 on: December 23, 2012, 09:39:04 PM »
Ooerr missus! ;-)
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