NEW ENTRIES IN THE OXFORD DICTIONARY
MONOGAMY : Celebration of New Year in Scotland by yourself
WINCE : A setting on Johnathon Ross’s washing machine
CONDOMINIUM : A birth control item made from metal
DICTATOR : A humorously shaped vegetable
TELEPATHY : When you can’t be bothered to change TV channels
PERVERSION : The cat’s side of the story
SUFFRAGETTE : Flying with Ryanair
EYELINER : A big ship made by Apple
GELATINE : A device for cutting the heads off jelly babies