Five lads

[Alsatian]

Just seen 5 lads attacking my mother in law.

A passer by asked if I was going to help but I said no 5 of them should be enough.

[Sorastro]

Just seen 5 lads attacking my mother in law.

A passer by asked if I was going to help but I said no 5 of them should be enough.

Always reminds me of that Les Dawson joke.....
Kid comes home from school crying, his dad says what's up? the kid says Billy's dads hit me, "OH HAS HE" said his dad "right follow me son", and he stormed round to Billy's dads and hammered on the door. Billy's dad opened the door and the kids dad said "Did you hit my kid"? Billy's dad said "yes" so he said "Go on hit him while I'm here" and Billy's dad did..... he said " do that again" and so Billy's dad did, the bloke squared up to Billy's dad and said "Just you try hitting him again" and he did..
The dad turned round to his kid and said "Lets go home son you've had enough"