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How to Tell the Sex of a Fly
« on: November 29, 2016, 06:18:39 PM »
It's clean  ;)

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her
Husband stalking around with a fly swatter


'What are you doing?'
She asked.

'Hunting Flies'
He responded'
 
 'Oh! Killing any?', she asked.
 
'Yep, 3 males, 2 Females,' he replied.



Intrigued, she asked..
'How can you tell them apart?' 

He responded,

'3 were on a beer can,
2 were on the phone.   
 
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Re: How to Tell the Sex of a Fly
« Reply #1 on: December 01, 2016, 07:45:45 AM »
I like it.
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Re: How to Tell the Sex of a Fly
« Reply #2 on: December 01, 2016, 03:43:47 PM »
So do I :)) :)) :)) :)) :)) :)) :)) :)) :))
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