Sick Leave

[Old Cruser]

I urgently needed a few days off work, but, I knew the boss would not allow me to take leave. 

I thought that maybe if I acted crazy then he would tell me to take a few days off.

So I hung upside-down on the ceiling and made funny noises.

My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing. I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb
so that the boss might think I was crazy and give me a few days off.

A few minutes later the boss came into the office and asked, 'What in the name of goodness are you doing?'

I told him I was a light bulb.

He said, 'You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days.' I jumped down and walked out of the office...

When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the boss asked her, '..And where do you think you're going?!'

(You're gonna love this....)
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
She said, 'I'm going home, too. I can't work in the dark.'
 
 

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