The B.A.A. Disclosed the Airport Screening Results
January 2013 Statistics On Airport Screening From The UK Border Agency
Terrorists Discovered
0
Transvestites
133
Hernias
1,485
Haemorrhoid Cases
3,172
Enlarged Prostates
8,249
Breast Implants
59,350
Natural Blondes
3
It was also discovered that 295 members of Parliament had no balls.
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