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Retired Persons Health Message
« on: March 31, 2013, 08:49:38 AM »
 
RETIRED PERSONS HEALTH MESSAGE

As I was lying around, pondering the problems of the world,
I realized that at my age I don't really care anymore.

.. If walking is good for your health, the postman would be immortal.

.. A whale swims all day, only eats fish, drinks water, but is still fat.

.. A rabbit runs and hops and only lives 15 years, while

.. A tortoise doesn't run and does mostly nothing, yet it lives for 150 years.

And you tell me to exercise?? I don't think so.

Just grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked,
the good fortune to remember the ones I do,
and the eyesight to tell the difference
The old lady with the wonky middle finger

 

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