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    While on a road trip, an elderly couple stopped
    at a roadside restaurant for lunch.
    After finishing their meal,

    they left the restaurant,

    and resumed their trip.

     

     

    When leaving, the elderly woman unknowingly

    left her glasses on the table, and she didn't
    miss them until they had been driving for
    about forty minutes.

    By then, to add to the aggravation, they
    had to travel quite a distance before
    they could find a place to turn around,
    in order to return to the restaurant
    to retrieve her glasses.

    All the way back, the elderly husband
    became the classic grouchy old man.


    He fussed and complained, and scolded
    his wife relentlessly during the entire
    return drive.

    The more he chided her,
    the more agitated he became.

    He just
    wouldn't let up for a single minute.

           To her relief, they finally arrived at the restaurant.
    As the woman got out of the car,


    and hurried inside to retrieve her glasses,

    the old geezer yelled to her,

    While you're in there,

    you might as well get my hat

    and the credit card!!!!!!