Donations For Parliment

[Kent]

An Email Doing The Rounds -

DONATIONS FOR PARLIAMENT


          A driver Is stuck in a traffic jam on the highway outside
         London,

          Nothing Is moving.   Suddenly, a man knocks on the car
          window.

          The driver rolls down the window and asks, "What's going
          on?"

          "Terrorists have kidnapped the members of parliament and
           they're asking for a £100 million ransom!

          Otherwise, they are going to douse them all in petrol and
          set them on fire. We are going from car to car collecting donations."

          "How much is everyone giving, on average?" the driver asks.

          "Roughly a gallon."

[Pete]

 

[Fly]

  Nice, there's a gallon in the outhouse they can have

[Big Dave]

For such a good cause I'll drain my car - just filled up so there's 62 litres in there!

[Fly]

Can we make sure they're all in there, minus Skinner, before some one lights the touch paper.
Oh, hang on, didn't some 'Guy', try this before. Bugger 

[therealjr]

Nice, there's a gallon in the outhouse they can have

You didn't stockpile in case of a strike did you?

[Fly]

A gallon wouldn't have got me very far. It'll keep the lawn mower going for the next couple of years though.

[Old Cruser]

Fly ---- last seen heading for tesco's ----- on a lawn mower!! 

[Fly]

Ha ha