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General Category => Fun Stuff => Topic started by: Old Cruser on November 15, 2015, 07:42:39 PM
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In the original native culture of Thailand , when males reached the age of 18 they had to participate in the following community ceremony:
They lay themselves face-up stark naked in a large circle, feet facing inward. Beautiful young naked girls facing outward kneel over the ankles of each of the men.
Each places a blob of honey and various crushed sweet fruits around the young man’s navel to attract flies and insects.(This keeps them off his face during the ceremony.)
A specially chosen nubile and very beautiful naked girl then does a sexy and sensuous dance in the centre of the circle.
As soon as all the men become fully aroused, the kneeling girls then reach over the knees, pull the erect penises downwards as much as they can and then, on a given signal from the centre dancer, release them.
The men's penises would then spring back up and go "WHAP!" against their belly buttons.
This exercise was a measurement of the strength of their masculinity . . .The man who killed the most flies was elected to the court of the King.
And that, folks, is why the capital of Thailand came to be named Bangkok.
I bet you never knew this.
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Pah! We've been doing that in Boythorpe for years... :))
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Ahh yes I've heard of the Willy Wanging in Boythorpe Pete.
Didn't you win it one year?
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Reigning Champion Pam. :)
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Reigning Champion Pam. :)
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Thought so, Fly was runner up wasn't he?
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Oy !! MD
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Oy !! MD
Ohhh he's got that blinking train drivers hat on again ::)
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Obviously "came" second or didn't measure up :D
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Obviously "came" second or didn't measure up :D
:-? ====== I'm doin a runner scimi - tarrr ======================== :-?