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Fun Stuff / How to Tell the Sex of a Fly
« on: November 29, 2016, 06:18:39 PM »
It's clean  ;)

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her
Husband stalking around with a fly swatter

'What are you doing?'
She asked.

'Hunting Flies'
He responded'
 'Oh! Killing any?', she asked.
'Yep, 3 males, 2 Females,' he replied.

Intrigued, she asked..
'How can you tell them apart?' 

He responded,

'3 were on a beer can,
2 were on the phone.   

General Discussion / Christmas Day
« on: November 28, 2016, 03:08:59 PM »
So - some cinema's are thinking of opening Christmas Day!


What happened to the Christmas days when Parents played with their children??
I remember my two brothers getting cross because our dad wouldn't let them have a go with the Train Set he had bought them  :))
Seriously - we always had something like a game which parents would play with us on Christmas day.
I remember by dad running up and down our street holding on to the seat of my first two wheeled bicycle!

Who needs the frigging Cinema on Christmas Day!!

Chesterfield Discussion / Bus concession to stay - for now
« on: November 26, 2016, 07:12:01 PM »
Bus passengers in Derbyshire are to keep services paid for by Derbyshire County Council as plans to cut funding for public transport are reviewed.

County councillors today (Tuesday 22 November) agreed to rethink proposals for subsidised bus services.

More in the link below

Chesterfield Discussion / Our chesterfield is one of the UK's Top!
« on: November 26, 2016, 07:06:58 PM »
Heaven help the rest of the country if this is true!

Chesterfield is one of the top shopping hotspots in the country - according to a leading business magazine’s retail ranking. Property Week has revealed the top 100 retail locations in the UK with Chesterfield appearing at number 26 ahead of major cities such as Birmingham and Leeds and just behind Manchester at 25. This is the first year that Chesterfield has featured in the industry-significant report. The Hot 100 UK Retail Locations ranking was compiled by location experts CACI and focussed on areas that have potential for investors. Birmingham was listed at 27, Leeds came in at number 45 and Sheffield number 98. Peter Swallow, chair of Destination Chesterfield, said: “Already there is £1bn worth of investment happening in the borough and major projects such as Peak Resort, Chesterfield Waterside and Markham Vale. Chesterfield’s ranking as a top retail hot spot will bring the town further prominence and hopefully increase our retail offering to residents and visitors.” The research took into account factors including headroom for future investment, residential catchment size, population growth, competition and catchment demographic. The ranking also considered how population is projected to increase or fall over the next ten years.

Chesterfield Discussion / Re: Black Friday
« on: November 26, 2016, 03:59:38 PM »
Good idea to miss it redadmiral  ;)

From what I saw on the news it was a flop anyway - quite right as well.
It's just a gimmick!

50" Plasma TV's eh fly - maybe the took a wheelbarrow with them??  ::)

Chesterfield Discussion / Re: Black Friday
« on: November 24, 2016, 07:37:37 PM »
Nope - I may have to come in to town for some new footwear though now that my work boots have become decidedly unwaterproof :-[

I reckon shoe shops are a bit sparse in town these days - good luck with it  :)

Chesterfield Discussion / Black Friday
« on: November 24, 2016, 06:31:12 PM »
Will anyone be racing into Chesterfield tomorrow for the Black Friday Sales?

Or, do you keep away and think it a 'con' ?
I do!!

Sport / Re: Is this it for Chesterfield FC ?
« on: November 24, 2016, 05:14:23 PM »
Appears they've raised the money to see this month out and hopeful of a deal going forward. There is something there to be profitable if its run correctly...seems there has been some bad decisions in recent years and the club has been chucking money away that hopefully can be addressed.

We saw the dark days of Darren Brown and came out the other side and it wont be easy to sort the mess off the pitch and be good on it so there may be some tough watching ahead but there will be a club come the other side of all this of that i'm sure.

It's good they have a months reprieve -  gives them a bit of time to sort it out ( hopefully )
Bad decisions are never good for anyone but sadly they happen and then the pieces have to be picked up.

Now sadly Football is in the news with people coming forward who have been abused by coaches- ( not Chesterfield ). Why is it people show 'shock horror' when this is disclosed.
It's well known that these undesirables will move into jobs where they can access and young people.  :(

Entertainment / A Presentation of our Pits
« on: November 23, 2016, 12:32:16 PM »
Tupton Local History Society.
December 1st  -- at 7.00pm
ST John's Church New Tupton.

This is by Old Miner  ( Neil Bridgewater )

I'm so looking forward to hearing about our pits - come along and share your stories.

General Discussion / Re: TAROT Cards
« on: November 19, 2016, 05:51:35 PM »
I only asked for a fiver! :P

I still said 'No'  :-*

General Discussion / Re: TAROT Cards
« on: November 19, 2016, 09:27:53 AM »
mmm on one of the cards I picked I was told 'don't lend anyone any money as you won't get it back'

I've just had a call from a person wanting me to loan them some money  :-? :-?

General Discussion / Re: Torot Cards
« on: November 19, 2016, 09:24:24 AM »
oopppsss wrong thread  ;D

General Discussion / Dying Girl Frozen
« on: November 18, 2016, 06:57:56 PM »
I don't think I agree with this at all.
It's not right and - weird.

I'm sad for the girl and others but really - is this right?
Accepting death is never easy but we all have to come to it eventually.

Would I want to have this done and wake up in goodness knows how long to find I have no relatives, friends or any semblance of the life I knew - if I could actually remember it.

Who's to say that we can be preserved for years without some bodily changes.
I don't think scientists should dabble in this way!!!

Chesterfield Discussion / Winter festival
« on: November 18, 2016, 02:56:41 PM »
Yes Ho Ho Ho it's that time of year coming up.

December 3rd New Tupton.

2.00pm until 5.30pm

Santa's parade starts at   2,00pm from Ford Street.

There will be Stalls inside/outside of the Village Hall.

Lantern Parade begins at 5.00pm.

There are various Stalls.
Hot Food.

Santa's Grotto HO HO HO

Sport / Re: Is this it for Chesterfield FC ?
« on: November 18, 2016, 09:44:39 AM »
Not surprising he's had enough though is it?

I know bransoj is very hopeful that this can be done ( maybe it can ?? ) but it's a lot of money for anyone to raise and who will want to pump that amount into a football club such as Chesterfield - it might have a posh new stadium but that's no use if there is a football club which is losing money!

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