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Chesterfield Discussion / Re: What a lovely Day
« on: April 17, 2014, 09:36:56 AM »
Working again yesterday but used the car spent a few hours in the Queens Park. Quite a lot of people enjoying the sunshine and the cafe and ice cream van were doing a roaring trade.
Scimitar -if you see an old lady driving a red estate car waving at you - that will be me  ;)

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Chesterfield Discussion / Re: What a lovely Day
« on: April 16, 2014, 08:31:11 AM »
That's a lovely photo Scimitar and yes I have seen you driving the buses.
A smile and acknowledgment of some kind is I am sure generally appreciated by most people.
Same for the pax though eh?
We always say 'thank you' to the driver when we get off the bus.
It doesn't hurt does it !!

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Chesterfield Discussion / Re: What a lovely Day
« on: April 15, 2014, 08:58:12 PM »
I'll just make a note of that. Note to self "Look out for dodgy doggy looking Tupton customer" I'm sure I'll suss him out.
WARNING I'm on 51's tomorrow afternoon from 3pm (ish) :!

Mind you, they are all dodgy............ >; >;
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Who meeeee Nahhhh  O:-)

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General Discussion / Re: That's the jollies 2014 sorted :-)
« on: April 15, 2014, 08:01:54 PM »
Don't you two use all that sunshine up before I get there  >:(

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Chesterfield Discussion / Re: What a lovely Day
« on: April 15, 2014, 07:59:35 PM »
I'll just make a note of that. Note to self "Look out for dodgy doggy looking Tupton customer" I'm sure I'll suss him out.
WARNING I'm on 51's tomorrow afternoon from 3pm (ish) :!
Mind you, they are all dodgy............ >; >;

Go Scimitar Go === sort Mr Corgi out  >:
I'll give you a wave as you pass through the village  ;)

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Chesterfield Discussion / Re: What a lovely Day
« on: April 15, 2014, 05:54:53 PM »
I didn't realise that another bus company, besides Stagecoach, did Tupton to Chesterfield service?!!  >;  MD

Nasty Pasty Mr Corgi,  >:

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Chesterfield Discussion / Re: What a lovely Day
« on: April 15, 2014, 05:37:31 PM »
Been working today and been into town on the bus. Lovely friendly drivers both ways.

For the first time I walked from Toys R Us area across to Ravenside. Quite enjoyed it in the sunshine.

I hadn't realised there was a 'basin' in the area for mountain bikes and maybe skate boards?
Lots of young people there all having a good time and not annoying others.
Brilliant idea!

Have enjoyed today the sunshine makes so much difference doesn't it.  8)

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General Discussion / Re: That's the jollies 2014 sorted :-)
« on: April 15, 2014, 05:14:54 PM »
Oy You! Mr Flybynight. How can the mice play when the cat keeps snooping around on here???
 :))
Think I will start a thread ' Spot Fly'   :)) :))
Enjoy  ;)

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Nah, don't agree there, only place that I've seen the store busy with customers is the magazine section where they all grab a free read!!

Didn't give much for the old boys chances yesterday, saw him going in on his mobility scooter and couldn't imagine him negotiating the PO slalom queue barriers!
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General Discussion / Re: That's the jollies 2014 sorted :-)
« on: April 15, 2014, 05:00:27 PM »
Relax and enjoy  8)

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General Discussion / Re: Brill, but was it Banksy ?
« on: April 15, 2014, 09:37:41 AM »
Looks more like the group 'Madness'  ;D

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General Discussion / Re: We've got robins nesting again.
« on: April 15, 2014, 09:32:33 AM »
Christ !!

Is that a dog turd ?  8)

Nah Slackers

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General Discussion / Re: Speed Limits
« on: April 14, 2014, 06:04:25 PM »
When I am in the Motorway road works with speed restrictions I just put the cruise control on set to the max speed allowed, then I do not have to worry about speeding :)

Haven't got a cruise control on my car  :-[

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I was chatting to one of the staff from Smith's who I know. The person isn't on the post office side.
What I was told was that contrary to claims of queuing to the shop door it was in fact to the end of the aisle across from the book section.
Still quite a queue though considering how it snakes around from the P.O counters.
When I went in I did have to go right into the P.O area to see where things were.
As for the window displays I didn't take much notice

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Fun Stuff / Re: More one-liners
« on: April 14, 2014, 01:48:25 PM »
251. Iím in shape. Round is a shape isnít it

252. When we were together, you always said youíd die for me. Now that weíve broke up, I think itís time you kept your promise!

253. She said she was approaching forty, and I couldnít help wondering from what direction.

254. If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? The dog, of course. Heíll shut up once you let him in.

255. During sex, my girlfriend always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel.

256. They keep saying the right person will come along, I think mine got hit by a truck.

257. I said ďnoĒ to drugs, but they just wouldnít listen.

258. Alcoholism is the only disease that tries to convince you that you donít have it.

259. I sometimes go to my own little world, but thatís okay, they know me there.

260. I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

261. My drinking team has a bowling problem.

262. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

263. Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

264. Itís not how good your work is, itís how well you explain it.

265. Seen it all, done it all, canít remember most of it.

266. I wanna hang a map of the world in my house. Then Iím gonna put pins into all the locations that Iíve traveled to. But first, Iím gonna have to travel to the top two corners of the map so it wonít fall down.

267. If a leper gives you the finger, do you have to give it back?

268. Losing a husband can be hard: in my case it was almost impossible.

269. Efficiency is a highly developed form of laziness.

270. If a turtle doesnít have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

271. Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new.

272. Failure is not falling down, it is not getting up again.

273. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed

274. The best thing about living at the beach is that you only have assholes on three sides of you.

275. Silence doesnít mean your sexual performance left her speechless.

276. The farther away the future is, the better it looks.

277. Why is it that in the US: If you take off all your clothes and walk down the street waving a machete and firing an Uzi, terrified citizens will phone the police and report: ďThereís a naked person outside!Ē

278. Canadians are more polite when they are being rude than Americans are when they are being friendly.

279. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

280. I tried to hang myself with a bungee chord. I kept almost dying

Right then 271 and 271 - very true  ;)

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