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General Discussion / Re: Room 101
« on: August 19, 2014, 06:57:21 PM »
Or, we could combine yours and Simon, those who fart in a lift!!!

Ohhh yesss and I remember some years ago when I worked in Chesterfield a colleague was wondering who was making a bad smell every morning in the lift.
They found out who it was - and yes it was deliberate as this person knew who would follow them next in the lift  :-?
Dirty git

Techie Stuff / Re: Scanning, copying and printing
« on: August 19, 2014, 06:54:49 PM »
Thanks Andy I will have a look at that  :)

Entertainment / Re: Grousefest anyone?
« on: August 19, 2014, 04:10:55 PM »
Ok have found where it is so providing I can park up and the weathers ok we will see you - what time ?

General Discussion / Re: Room 101
« on: August 19, 2014, 03:59:47 PM »
People who fart and  burp ( loudly and deliberately ).
They could all have a good laugh at each other then.

Fun Stuff / The difference between grannies and grandpa's
« on: August 19, 2014, 02:20:18 PM »

Ever wondered what the difference between Grannies and Grandads is?

A 5 year old granddaughter is usually taken to school, daily, by her grandfather.

When he had a bad cold his wife took the grandchild.

That night she told her parents that the ride to school with granny was very different!!

"What made it different?" asked her parents:
"Grandma and I didn't see a single tosser, blind bastard, dickhead, or wanker anywhere on the way to school today!'

General Discussion / Re: More parking woes !
« on: August 19, 2014, 10:47:38 AM »
I live in a lovely cul-de-sac where all the neighbours get on really well.  We have secret and mostly unvoiced gripes about some however....these are the ones with nice long drives and two cars.  They need to swop the cars round occasionally but somehow its easier to leave one parked in our end of the cul-de-sac which is the turning bit.  The car ends up parked opposite someone's drive who then has to shunt back and forth to ease off their own drive. 

Love the neighbours but hate their habits!   :(

I had the same problem of shunting back and forth to get out Gerty and on some occasions when there were two parked right opposite I ended up going in the opposite direction to where I wanted - used to get really cross at times. Since then the house has changed hands hands and a drive put in.
I had a drive put in at the front of our house when we first moved in.

Chesterfield Discussion / Re: Eastbourne Airbourne 2014
« on: August 19, 2014, 10:43:44 AM »
Lovely photo's Simon looks a lovely day as well.

Entertainment / Re: Grousefest anyone?
« on: August 19, 2014, 10:40:13 AM »
If the weather is ok for sitting outside we will call and say hello - if I can find it  ;)

You've got my card if you want a taxi :-)
I won't be phoning you if I do :-(



General Discussion / Re: Jimmy Savile
« on: August 18, 2014, 10:06:23 PM »
It's not from the ink Fly - it's what daily newspaper reported. Seems the BBC are judging him.
Not right IMO

Entertainment / Re: Grousefest anyone?
« on: August 18, 2014, 10:04:26 PM »
Is this the one Pete was on about awhile ago?

Chesterfield Discussion / Re: Northern Gateway Project to be reassessed
« on: August 18, 2014, 10:01:03 PM »
This really pees me off - we are becoming a nation obsessed with large supermarkets and buying everything from one shop.

What I would like to see is more small market stall types of business.

What choice have we in Chesterfield for decent curtains including nets, bedding, music, toys, kitchen ware etc etc.
Sod the supermarkets - we have enough - bring back the individual outlets - without a flipping Costa!

Not seen nothing official, but I expect cyclists will come up from the train station and down to Infirmary Rd, Chesterfield tech, and onto a newly made pathway along side the bypass.

Then exit the new pathway joining the existing pathway at the bottom of Hazlehurst Lane, (the road opposite Sheff Rd bus depot)

Totally lost me Fly -

General Discussion / Re: Jimmy Savile
« on: August 18, 2014, 09:48:11 PM »
What's all this about then.
Not showing Cliffs film which was due to go out over the Bank Holiday I think, not playing his records.
Give the bloke a break -  he's innocent until proved guilty !!!

General Discussion / Re: More parking woes !
« on: August 18, 2014, 09:33:21 PM »
It's not unusual for daughter to have to go onto the road because of vehicles parked half on the pavement.

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