« on: November 10, 2014, 07:09:39 AM »
A young girl walks into a supermarket and on her way round she saw the bloke who had his wicked way with her the previous evening after they had met in a pub. He was stacking washing powder boxes on the shelves.
"You lying toad" she yelled. "Last night you told me you were a stunt pilot."
No" he said. " I told you I was a member of the Ariel display team."