A young girl walks into a supermarket and on her way round she saw the bloke who had his wicked way with her the previous evening after they had met in a pub. He was stacking washing powder boxes on the shelves. "You lying toad" she yelled. "Last night you told me you were a stunt pilot." No" he said. " I told you I was a member of the Ariel display team."
Anyone recommend a reliable company to fit me a reasonably priced front door? Existing one is a stupid design where part of the surround includes the window for the downstairs toilet so door needs doing before that is modernised.