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Bet you didn't know this. - The Kingdom of Thailand.
« on: November 15, 2015, 07:42:39 PM »
In the original native culture of Thailand , when males reached the age of 18 they had to participate in the following community ceremony:
 
They lay themselves face-up stark naked in a large circle, feet facing inward. Beautiful young naked girls facing outward kneel over the ankles of each of the men.
 
Each places a blob of honey and various crushed sweet fruits around the young man’s navel to attract flies and insects.(This keeps them off his face during the ceremony.)
 
A specially chosen nubile and very beautiful naked girl then does a sexy and sensuous dance in the centre of the circle.
 
As soon as all the men become fully aroused, the kneeling girls then reach over the knees, pull the erect penises downwards as much as they can and then, on a given signal from the centre dancer, release them.
 
The men's penises would then spring back up and go "WHAP!" against their belly buttons.
 
This exercise was a measurement of the strength of their masculinity . . .The man who killed the most flies was elected to the court of the King.
 
And that, folks, is why the capital of Thailand came to be named Bangkok.
 
I bet you never knew this.
 
 
 
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« Reply #1 on: November 15, 2015, 08:05:56 PM »
Pah! We've been doing that in Boythorpe for years...  :))
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« Reply #2 on: November 15, 2015, 08:45:22 PM »
Ahh yes I've heard of the Willy Wanging in Boythorpe Pete.
Didn't you win it one year?
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« Reply #3 on: November 15, 2015, 11:46:53 PM »
Reigning Champion Pam. :)
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« Reply #4 on: November 16, 2015, 12:18:48 AM »
Reigning Champion Pam. :)

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Thought so, Fly was runner up wasn't he?
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« Reply #5 on: November 16, 2015, 06:11:37 PM »
Oy !!  MD
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« Reply #6 on: November 16, 2015, 07:46:36 PM »
Oy !!  MD

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« Reply #7 on: November 16, 2015, 08:43:15 PM »
Obviously "came" second or didn't measure up :D
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« Reply #8 on: November 17, 2015, 07:56:09 PM »
Obviously "came" second or didn't measure up :D

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