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Red light !!
« on: December 02, 2014, 07:18:41 PM »
I was sitting at a Red light yesterday, minding my own business, patiently waiting for it to turn green even though there was no on-coming traffic.
A car load of unshaven, young, loud yobs, shouting and swearing stopped next to me.
Suddenly one yelled you fat batsard at me! and the car took off before the lights changed. 
Out of nowhere a bus came speeding through the junction and ran directly over their car, crushing it completely and killing everyone in it.
For several minutes I sat in my car thinking to myself, "Bloody hell! That could have been me !"


So today, bright and early, I went out and got a job as a bus driver.
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Re: Red light !!
« Reply #1 on: December 02, 2014, 07:28:12 PM »
Cough!! :P
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Re: Red light !!
« Reply #2 on: December 06, 2014, 05:39:59 PM »
Would that be delayed 'road rage' then  :))
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