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Misheard lyrics
« on: April 23, 2014, 07:51:11 PM »
Seen this a few times but it still makes me laugh - enjoy :)

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Re: Misheard lyrics
« Reply #1 on: April 23, 2014, 08:51:52 PM »
ABBA - When Ii saw you last night in Tesco

Just heard this tune in the bar.
Killers - Are we human, or are we dancers. (Denser) :-)
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Re: Misheard lyrics
« Reply #2 on: April 23, 2014, 09:14:36 PM »
No that one really is Dancer. A Hunter S Thompson quote about America raising a generation of dancers (dancing to the governments tune) rather than thinking for themselves like human beings
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Re: Misheard lyrics
« Reply #3 on: April 24, 2014, 10:29:29 AM »
Seen this a few times but it still makes me laugh - enjoy :)

Peter Kay Misheard Lyrics


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« Reply #4 on: April 24, 2014, 11:10:21 AM »
Bee Gees How deep is your love.
'And you come to me on a submarine'

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« Reply #5 on: April 24, 2014, 12:51:19 PM »
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"and i miss you" sounds like "and i'm a shoe"

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Re: Misheard lyrics
« Reply #6 on: April 24, 2014, 02:22:11 PM »
Might as well face it you're a dick with a glove
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« Reply #7 on: April 24, 2014, 04:43:45 PM »
Might as well face it you're a dick with a glove

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Re: Misheard lyrics
« Reply #8 on: May 07, 2014, 04:23:08 PM »
That's the first time I've seen the Peter Kay clip.  I'm crying with laughing as I type.  In fact I can't ruddy well SEE to type properly!   :))

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Re: Misheard lyrics
« Reply #9 on: May 07, 2014, 05:02:53 PM »
He's a very funny man - will watch any of his shows, over and over. :)

BTW have you seen any of Lee Mack's stand-up shows - he's brilliant!
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« Reply #10 on: May 07, 2014, 11:11:08 PM »
He's a very funny man - will watch any of his shows, over and over. :)

BTW have you seen any of Lee Mack's stand-up shows - he's brilliant!

I haven't Pete.  Heard of him of course, but not seen a show.  I'll take your word for it and keep a look out  :D

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Re: Misheard lyrics
« Reply #11 on: May 30, 2014, 06:16:36 PM »
Just saw this - it's an Ebay ad, but it made me laugh...

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